Yesterday
He: My maid hasn’t come for like ten days now!
She: Mine too. I have a ton of clothes to wash
He: Oh I have a washing machine, so washing is taken care of. I just hate washing dishes and I have to do it these days. That sucks!
She: Hmm I can understand, it’s okay as long as they inform before they disappear.
Today
He: Guess what, my maid turned up today!
She: Woah rilly? Mine too
He: Do all the maids in Bangalore plan and take leave together?
She: No idea, but I gave her a good hearing
He: Oh yeah, me too!
No one asked for their version – yet! But the mystery remains, where did the maids go for ten days? He stays near Indiranagar and she stays at Koramangala. Localities are not even close by. What are the odds of both the maids taking off for ten days and coming back the same day?
PS: I know it’s been a long time since I blogged, I owe it to my laziness and a dental problem I had (more on that later)
14 replies on “Maid in Bangalore”
Yeah, I can understand. My maid’s a real wet blanket too.
But hey! You didn’t blog because of a dental issue? You one of those people who type with their teeth?
Can’t wait to read more on that later.
One sec… was this post about maids????????
welcome back .. I am guessing, it was the same maid …
I dont have a maid. One reason is they call you up as early as 6 in the morning.
I guess washing the dishes is better.
Like Dinu said, It could be the same maid. They have scooters these days and serve all over the city
@Mojo
Nah I don’t type with my teeth. But the trauma of tooth ache is such that you wouldn’t want to type of all things! =P
@Nova
One sec… hmm yeah I guess.. a total no-murder-mystery built around maids!
@Dinu
Nah not the same one. I mean I have seen the maids in both their houses!
@Xylene
Our maid usually comes at 10:30 just when we are about to leave for office… maids have scooters too? Sheesh I myself don’t have one :-0
@Dinu
Now on welcome back.. like you said, am back but for a tentative period. Hopefully I won’t get sucked into another habit (like MMOs) which dissuades me from blogging 😀
If both maids were women, then they’re having an affair.
If one is a man and the other is a woman, then they’re having an affair.
If both maids are men, then it’s time to change maids.
If I start with Maids story I can come up with a novel 😀
They are one community which know our soft nerves and they use the knowledge well
The maids might be FBI agents and might have gone for a secret assignment.
Erm, maybe they have the same maid and they have no idea?
May be it was just a co-incidence!! (Or most probably they are sisters!!!)
I don’t understand why the guy in your little skit was cribbing so much, I mean he has a bloody washing machine and it’s not that difficult washing utensils 😉 ! I feel very bad for the girl though!
@ Nidhi: What in hell do you mean by “why the guy was cribbing so much”?! Khoon pasine ki kamai se khareeda tha washing machine ko, and on top of that – it seems to have developed a pretty bad bladder problem lately.
Revelation number 1:
The He in the post is Mojo and
She is Nidhi
Let the fight begin!